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WTF is everybody saying?
Why TF not post this to lemmyshitpost?
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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fuck waffle, fuck french toast, fuck pancake, fuck oatmeal, fuck bacon, fuck cheerios, breakfast is for the people breakfast orgy breakfast #1
Fuck French toast because it is decadent but usually entirely to much.
Marry waffles because they are perfect and precious.
Kill pancakes.
Fuck pancakes (fluffy), marry French toast (eu citizenship), kill waffles.
Finally some civility
Fuck pancakes, marry waffles, kill french toast
Fuck waffles since it is and will always be a side affair and never the main thing.
Marry french toast for the love of nice bread!! And all the things I do to it.
Kill pancakes since they are boring to me.
French toast is too bipolar to marry. Sometimes sweet, sometimes savory; sometimes heavenly, sometimes lousy and embarrassing. She French though, she knows how to fuck.
Pancakes are marry. A pancake recipe is something you spend years perfecting, growing together into a more perfect breakfast. Pancakes are always welcome. Pancakes go with everything. Pancakes will always be there for you, supporting you, making any day with them in it a good day.
Waffles? If waffles suddenly disappeared, it might be weeks, even months before anyone noticed. True believers would keep looking, but most of us would move on. I'm not saying I would kill waffles! I'm just saying, if someone did, it might be the perfect crime.
Waffles are already dead.
Why is eat not an option.
Ew.
Fuck French toast, marry pancakes (the European crรชpe-like kind), kill waffles.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fuck french toast, marry waffles, kill pancakes.
I'm gonna fuck a waffle, marry pancakes, and kill french toast.
Like who even invited french toast to breakfast.
French toast is basically single-serving bread pudding. I've found that people don't need too much convincing to have dessert for breakfast.
This is the way. Waffles and pancakes are in a different league compared to French toast.
Y'all are crazy.
Fuck French Toast, marry Waffles, kill pancakes
Marry French Toast. Fuck Waffles. Kill Pancakes.
Hey now, microwaved frozen pancakes don't count as actual pancakes!