this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Everything rhymes if you mispronounce it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Nothing more boring than a perfect rhyme...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah if i read it, the most of what he is saying doesn't rhyme in my head.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We’ll surely avoid scurvy if all eat… an orange

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Well… I guess the song is over then…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trim the sails and roam the sea!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Went to scuttle a few ships. Arrr, orange and hand was photoshopped in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly the door hinge is the first one that comes to mind because of a stupid cartoon I watched as a kid, that tried to remake this rhyme in Polish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I'm sure the lektor gave an outstanding performance

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've been staring at this picture for ten minutes but just can't understand the joke, so I've saved it to a folder marked "Business" for further research

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

LeAnn Rimes with an orange

LeAnn "Rimes with Orange"

LeAnn rhymes with orange

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you. I never would have gotten that

I also really struggled with the old "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I didn't get it until I saw the comments, but she is a pretty lady.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That is the most perfectly round orange I have ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Do you want an orange or ranch?