HL2 Stalker ass lookin' dog.

They’re bringing back K9?

Many criteria are used to pick best in breed for the cyberdog category including traction, the total length of wiring, and quality of audio equipment (especially the subwoofers).

That is the dog equivalent of Half-Life 2's stalkers. There is no way this is a coincidence.

Wow, eldritch horrors beyond my imagination. Today has just been a wild ride for me.

I hate this dog.

Existence is suffering

Robogreyhound

I'm gonna pet it anyways

Clearly the battery is positioned there in order to enable charging via belly rubs

Birds were just a deception all along

counter warfare to the gun cat

Poor boy, what did they do to you in the mane of science? What are their addresses?

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Yes, you can walk him. Ofcourse after he goes, you have to refill the canister.

Futurama - Robo Puppy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKq4C8ReooA

I can't tell if this manmade horror beyond my comprehension is more of a Warhammer 40k space marine or a Trench Crusade monster.

An American artist's (mistaken) drawing of how the Digesting Dog may have worked

The only dog Elmo ever loved.

It looks like Jeff Bezos

NOPE

Doggy Style

Vaal Hazak may not be that far behind

AI slop

Edit: Not actually AI nor slop