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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

They did not bring back Dire Wolves, they made another kind of wolf look like Dire Wolves. The rest of the genetics have nothing to do with Dire Wolves.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

In a way they are correct since the dinosaurs in jurassic park were not real dinosaurs like these are not dire wolves since they say the splice genes from lizards and tree frogs to to make them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Hear me out though. Does anyone remember that show about dinosaurs with lasers mounted to them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Golden Girls?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Some of the best toys of that time period

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm excited for the future of military ~~robots~~ dinosaurs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

The latest in biological weapons. Don't miss out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Do we really need dire wolves?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"dire wolves" aka regular gene edited wolves.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Why do we need it anyway?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

you might say they're isn't a dire need for it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Bold of you to assume that the rich corporations that want to make dinosaurs will be responsible enough to put them on remote islands. More like we will be hearing about a breakout of raptors in manhattan massacring the population.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nah they'll sell them to the military. Biological Ai killing machines

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 days ago

So, half the plot of Jurassic World?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

“Crazy how all those raptors got out at the Sanders/AOC rally!” - the GOP and the democrats, probably.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Exactly my thoughts, they'd never be that responsible.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not with literacy gaffs like that, ya won't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

From the French.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Velociraptors were like the size of a chicken and then they'll bring it back with a chicken "mold" and they'll just be like angry bald chickens. Not good, but, like... I'm not Link. I can use shotguns.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

They need to be like... Ten times bigger!