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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

See that is the problem.

All gun owners should be completely cautious and safe. That is why you background check them thoroughly.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Could just be a story about a man getting pegged by his wife

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Eeeuuuugggghhhh, my wife is a reeeeaaaaaal wife, I’ll tell ya

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

You wouldn't know her, she buys her knives from a different store

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Maybe it was justified, let's hear her out

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francine_Hughes

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well he did deserve it by wearing that hat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fedora with safari flaps in the back

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

That sounds fedorable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Confederate flag wifebeater

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh, I thought it would've been the one about the fishes

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The amount of guns mechanics find just casually sitting around in customers cars is appalling. They get stolen because people leave guns in their cars and used for crimes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whenever I see cars/trucks with gun stickers on the back, I assume they are rolling loot drops. Ain't no way I'm advertising what guns I have. Also not leaving my guns unattended anywhere. I spent too much on that shit to leave it out for somebody else to take.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Exactly. It's either with me or locked up safely at home.

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