this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

Cheeto Fibrosis from inhaling the Cheeto dust over a sustained period of time

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This man needs mouse bites to live.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

This vexes me.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

9/10 levels the diagnosis is lupus.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

It's never Lupus. Except that one time where it was.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do gray matter biopsy and see when was the last time he attended a penis inspection day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Last time a had one of those my doctor stole my ass and wore it as a hat

2/10, would not recommend

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

I recommend a full course of chicken tendies and 1000 ccs of Dewey STAT!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Must be USAian or Japanese. It's terminal.