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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They also have several copies of their genome for redundancy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Careful. Muskrat might read this and think it’s a good idea to try to waste loads of CO2 emissions manufacturing synthetic trees

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And they're spread by forgetful squirrels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I heard that every five years oak trees produce WAY more acorns so that even if squirrels get them all every year, the fifth year they won't be able to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Don't tell conservatives, they'll suspect the Jews invented them to like do something or something

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Not to make this sound less cool but you forgot to mention the speed.

That being said, there are some ridiculously fast growing plants on this planet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You can make a thin layer of anything on anything, not impressive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Farf-etched

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Fixed, thanks

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 week ago

I see God in it all. I don't believe all these "hi-tech features" would ever come about with random mutations causing an advantage from time to time. It's just too awesome imo. Oxygen, beauty, exuberant life, building materials... Water is equally miraculous imo. There's so much more!

I am simply "representing" my POV. I already know lots of people don't like anything religious, but if atheists can openly be themselves, doesn't everybody else have the same right? So, that's all this is. Just like Richard Dawkins and Keanu Reeves, I'm not interested in debate. I'm just representing.

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