Poor Jeff
If this keeps up he may not even get to fly into space again this year!!! Won't someone think of poor Mr. Bezos????
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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Check out this:
https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/
I didn‘t even manage to scroll to the warehouse stuff, they must be really greedy.
Wait so if I steal money from Bezos he wouldn't even notice it? In comparison at least
Even if he did notice, it wouldn't make sense for him to take time noticing, because apparently whatever he does with his time is worth more per millisecond than you could ever manage to steal from him.
Take his car. Take his house. Peanuts like that isn't worth his time anyway. He "earns" 8 million an hour - even when he sleeps or shits.
"Need" ??
"Want"
Using the bathroom is a choice.
Bathroom is a state of mind. Anything can be a bathroom. And if you stare into a toilet too long, it might just stare back at you...
Real men piss in a bottle and put it back on the shelf to be sold later.
Won't someone think about the jeffs.
It's interesting how that starving figure actually looks like him
Which still makes sense because he is only one person and they are thousands
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