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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least make sure no non management workers are in trouble. You don't have to put the fires out.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago

It's Superman. Surely with his x-ray vision he could see that there was no one left.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

That's why he listens.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The militarily would ~~send~~ asks nicely Superman to deal with the "domestic terrorism" that is threatening the 'murikan way of life & save the innocent glorious cars.

Also Sexxy Lexxy would have produced way better cars.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Superman of the comics (from about the mid-80s onward) would tell the military, politely, to go find a location to fornicate with themselves.

Also the animated Superman. He took would tell them to go fuck themselves. Neither one would actually curse.

That being said, both incarnations would put the fire out, if only to prevent environmental damage.

Possibly by dropping a large block of ice on the building.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Superman in the '30s would be lighting the fires.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk, it kinda looks like the cyber truck to me:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the kind of shit that gets me out of bed in the morning

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the words of Captain America:

"Let's not get carried away. I've known good vampires. People who never asked for this curse, who don't inflict their pain and hunger on others. But I've never known a good Nazi."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

There are lots of good nazis, aka dead nazis.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

imo it would be funnier if he started taking pictures (since he's supposed to be a journalist, right?)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

That's Jimmy Olsen's whole purpose. Even Clark gets to "not my job" this situation.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Good job Superman.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What about if the fire spread to surrounding buildings?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It’s a good thing dealerships are usually completely separate from other buildings, and by quite a way!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Well, he is superman, so I'm sure it'll be fine.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

"Hey, I saw someone doing something illegal to a capitalist!"

No you fucking didn't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I can feel Reddit giving me a warning for upvoting this

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Superman is as American as apples.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

That is a sentence I cannot disagree with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only because the path to citizenship for earth humans can be as long as 28 years in the united states. How long do you think it takes for a kryptonian?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I mean, there was that time he tore down the homes of a bunch of low income people.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I got a good chuckle out of it lol. Though there are some incongruencies. Phone booths are an anachronism that really don't exist currently alongside tesla. Especially not the bright red BT phone booths. Those definitely would not be the variety seen in Metropolis. But those are only small little nitpicks that don't distract from the larger message which I agree with.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Metropolis was at least partially based on Joseph Shuster's home town of Toronto, and there's a bright red BT-style phone booth in Eglinton Square on Victoria Park Ave.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Eldritch has joined the rank of "Meme Destroyer"

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Man of fire?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

epic drinkin game: take a shot every time you see this image

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Oh this would be my first drink then

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