this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

When you peg your man so hard he prolapses and you're able to smell his colon on your pillows long after he's rushed off to the ER ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 55 minutes ago

Colo-rectal help?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

I tell my dog this all the time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago

How do we know he wasn't sitting on her pillow though?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

You don't rip ass on her pillow so she's reminded of you as your brand slowly wafts out over the next couple hours or days?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Is there a spelling mistake?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

No, but the meme implies she meant cologne.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

Alas, both she and the rest of us know she meant exactly what she wrote.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

No spelling mistake, just someone tired of getting pink eye