this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

as a millennial I'm pleased to finally be able to declare an out of touch zoomer (gen z) meme. who does coke and then sits quietly in the corner of the wafflehouse with their hands folded like a saint lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Maybe that’s how they think the rest of world perceives it? Meanwhile, in the real world they’re talking like the guy from the old Micromachine’s commercials.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The trick is to mix it with heroin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that’s called a speedball, no?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I will take a dozen, please

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Perhaps they have ADHD. But anyway, you would instantly know something is wrong the second you taste it. Coffee tastes downright sickly sweet in comparison.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

When you normalise an addictive stimulant, you do all kinds of seemingly innocuous things while fucked up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's his first time and he thinks about it.....
He is in a thinking loop.
The jerking hour is afterwards....

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

“Weird how this tea makes my jaw numb”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Somehow it makes the tea taste bitter and a little sour.