this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Just say "it looks so perfect I thought it couldn't be natural."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No, just be awkward and leave the table muttering to yourself like a true anon would.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The thought you have in the shower for what you should’ve said after you failed the speech check

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Your nose, it's too perfect!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And im over here going... did you used to have a dick? Do you have one now?