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[–] [email protected] 84 points 9 months ago (15 children)

If I had 5 dicks I'd post pics on Reddit then never prove it.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Back when fallout had class

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (6 children)

New Vegas will live on through memes for decades to come.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If I had five dicks, I'd sell pants. “They fit like a glove. "

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'd save children, but not the British children.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago

Cyclops: count me in, i want to see while not destroying anything without my sunglasses.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago

Chainsaw hands Joe

That's what they call chainsaw man in the dub

[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I really wished Rogue had just taken her gloves off and held Storm's hand in that scene. Would have put the point across beautifully.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Theres nothing to cure? Is that Right Ms. Amazing powers with no horrific disfigurement thats not a threat to anyone?" takes off glove "If I dont need a cure, then shake my hand. Go on. Do it. I'm perfect as I am, right?"

"Uh..I.."

"SHAKE MY GODDAMN HAND BEFORE I WRAP IT AROUND YOUR THROAT YOU STUCK UP ELITIST BITCH"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Fun fact - in the comics Forge made a gun that strips away mutant powers, and the government tried to use in on Rogue (which, having absorbed Ms. Marvel, was much more of a threat than her version in the Fox movies) - but Storm, ignorant to the gun's purpose, took the bullet for her. After that, lamenting the loss of her powers became her entire personality for a while. Comics being comics eventually she got them back - but I think that she is still a bit salty about this, and it shows in that scene.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Refresh my memory. Was that when she got the mohawk haircut and started dressing like Grace Jones back-up dancers?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They were a year apart. the mohawk and costume change debuted first in #173 (1983) and Storm lost her powers in #185 (1984).

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah that line always bothered me as well. Rogue should have just pocked her. Yeah, feel how fine do you feel now

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

If Cyclops was in the room she could have just busted his visor.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (8 children)

We don't need medicine, prescription glasses, clothes...

We are all perfect already.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

We look at mutants and see cool powers, but mutants in the Marvel universe are first and foremost a hated minority. Storm wants to fight the very idea of the cure, because if the cure exists - mutants will be forced to take it. The poster boy of the cure in that movie was was Warren Worthington III, and he got one of the relatively good mutations (yes, it's physically visible, but it's not one of the grotesque ones) but his father still tried to force the cure on him.

It sucks for mutants like Rogue who really do want to get rid of their powers, but mutantkind as a whole does not have the luxury of allowing the cure to exist.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I liked the premise of the story, hopefully they can try it again in some capacity with a director that's not shit.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Brb, I need an Elden Ring character named Johnny Five-Dicks.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

"Bloody Finger Johnny Five-***** has invaded."

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Online Storm stans will end you.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can just say "Storm stans", the Internet part is assumed 😂

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I believe you'll find Johnny has six dicks.

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