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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hugely underestimating the natural charisma it takes to make content like this. Most folks just getting out of prison do not have it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My neighbor is my drinking buddy. One random night, he told me about how he was in prison for twenty years after killing a punk. I thought it would be weird but it wasn't.

Nice dude. But could not hold a conversation.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can't hold a conversation and I haven't killed anyone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Might as well do it, I guess...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Can just improve things, right?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

How does one acquire this 'charisma'?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

With any charisma at all, this would definitely work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It's pretty hard to beat that when it comes to experience

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

‘How about you just start a restaurant’ vibes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The Insider channel has done tons of videos like this, several featured an actual ex-bak robber.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Alright so today we're reacting to movie rape scenes..."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I call it the bill Cosby special

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh, is that what they call Tony Jaa now?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sorry I don't know the reference.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

Sorry I don’t speak French.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just want to mention that I think a lot of parole stipulations could make this infeasible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

No idea on the details, but some countries/states/jurisdictions/etc. do not allow you to profit from past crimes.

But if framed carefully? Maybe? "I'm just providing a video game review based on my past experiences." Bet there's a way to pull this off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Although given the fact that he got caught and arrested, I somewhat I'm doubtful of his bona fides.

Also who doesn't know about dye packs?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

As long as it was an fdic insured bank...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At that point it's community service.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Except for the PTSD for the people working at the bank. He pled to aggravated assault.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It depends on which state, but that's basically just saying that a person felt threatened.