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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Why not just ignore the stick and go conquer the land that the stick came from? Put houses, trains, and farms on the land and civilize the place?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

As suggested by the name, Marines live in water and sticks are on land. The Marines are out of their element.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Stick become microparticulate and cause 1000 pneumocarcinoma. Stick win every time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That will make global warming faster and it will kill all marines. Stick win every time