this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That might get you a grandpa, may I suggest a video game store?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Depends on how much she likes a plus sized man with a fedora collection.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

To each their own

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I had to read that multiple times, confused as to why their work was looking confused in a museum and how dating apps were conflicting with that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Dating apps aren't working time to make a meme with bad punctuation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

That's because it was written very shittily.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Some 78 year old docent will approach you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a trap fellas. You don't approach women in public anymore especially at a museum. Next thing you know you are spending the rest of your life combatting the fall out of that time you went viral for being a "creep at the museum". Best to call the non-emergency number and wait for a professional.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (10 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I am just tempted to print out that wikihow thing onto 15 pages, approach someone, and start following it step by step, reading it from the paper.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Has she considered infodumping? I hear that's a great hook. Might even be able to stay in the plane museum if that's her interest.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I have a museum near me that has some old trains.... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She’d have an easier time cosplaying as Scully at an X-Files convention.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe, if she wants an older man that has RFID sheets.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Who does?

No seriously, I want to slide into their dead drop and swap messenger pigeons.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago

Sure, if you want a pedantic patzy history buff. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Might pick up a girl too...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I mean, yeah? I volunteer at a local old airport/museum, and that is pretty much my jam

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Might have even better luck in the Roman history section.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I read this wrong and thought this was akin to "don't dip your pen in company ink"

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