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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Cuz putting on a raincoat or some warm clothes is too much for these weak ass people.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Someone can probably do the math, but i have a hunch that humans are technically not very fuel efficient if you look at calories burned pr the total mass being moved along.

But whatever it is biking is awesome, but being technically correct is even better.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

I feel like 'total mass being moved' is irrelevent if most of that mass is useless (car motor/metal frame/plastic/etc).

Even if a car motor was more efficient per kg, most of the work is wasted on moving the actual car itself, regardless of the passengers & cargo.

Bikes clearly use less energy to displace 'useful mass' than a car, so they are more efficient in that sense.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Make no problem with bikes in Florida, when you arrive you are so drenched in sweat you are no longer presentable and stink to high heaven.

Biking to work if you have an office job is out of the question.

Biking to my gym or KungFu school.... Perfect.

Just need the right tool for the right job.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (6 children)

A bicycle gives you freedom of lightweight activities within a few miles of your home. You want to play baritone sax in the band 25 miles away? It's not happening with a bike.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I've got a cargo e-bike that could handle a 50-mile round trip with a baritone sax just fine.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Arrive to work soaked in sweat because it's been 100+ degrees every day for the past 8 weeks.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You lose the benefits of it being cheap, but an ebike is a decent solution

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well, that is largely caused by cars.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (8 children)

My city has extreme height changes on almost every road -- you'd have to be a seriously beefy rider to commute with a bike

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Pedal assist bikes exist, source am heavy ass bike commuter that has to go uphill to work.

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