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[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (6 children)

The trick that I've used also works for OCD: Say it to yourself. "The door is locked."

Works pretty well.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Am I remembering yesterdays door locking or today?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Speaking it out loud is a great way to remember many things.

"Keys, wallet, phone" as you get ready.

"Door's locked" as you leave.

"Oven's off"

Etc

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The door is locked.

...just you and me. can I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables? you can watch yourself while you are eating.

🎵🎶🎵🎷

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

MIRROR IN THE BATHROOM RECOMPENSE

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The door in my bedroom or bathrooom??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I thought I was the only one doing this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You are never the only person doing it thinking anything*. I mean, how unlikely would that be

*Anything common. Sure your thoughts on the technical subject that is your work or hobby are unique

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You're never the only person doing anything common. What profound wisdom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I also need to do this occasionally, even though I never leave without locking I still need to consciously remind myself of the fact

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I got a new car that automatically unlocks when you pull on the door handle with the fob nearby. It's so hard to not pull on the handles after locking to check. I've had the locks fail on me once on an older car so I'm always paranoid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I relock, or check the rear door (mine only automatically unlocks when you pull the front door handles)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Mine uses my phone as the key, I have to point my bum at the door to get it to unlock when my phone's in my back pocket

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I got a 9 volt battery three weeks ago for my multimeter, at home I put it aside somewhere the cats wouldn't get at it to play with it and lose it on me.

I haven't seen it since. I have no clue where I could have put the damned thing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Get a new battery and in a couple of days the original battery will appear in a place you have checked multiple times.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Ya I picked up another one about a week ago now, so hopefully the first one shows up any day now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Or you'll go to put the new battery somewhere and find the old one already there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Sometimes I put stuff somewhere "safe". Which means I'll find it 2 years later.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I film myself locking the door. I have evidence.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I have a lock that I can check the status of on my phone, and even lock it from my phone if I forgot. It's really good for my peace of mind. No more getting up in the middle of the night to check the lock.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I had this thought all the way to the airport, once. Got on the plane without knowing the answer for sure.

I did lock the door, it turned out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That's me everyday lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Wasn't I supposed to ask myself a question!? I wonder what it could possibly be? :-P