In the mighty words of Danny devito, "when I'm dead, just throw me in the trash."
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2024
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Trash man!
@BonesOfTheMoon Funerals are bourgeoisie BS. $ 700 cremations include a cardboard box
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I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive
is there a ralph's around here?
Ralph's, like Ralph's BBQ here.
First parts are organ donations.
The excess can be used by science.
The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don't care.
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the average cost of a casket is usually between $2,000 and $5,000
-random google seo spam
You used to be able to get a pine box for $500. Idk what they cost now. I only know this because I had the misfortune of having to plan a funeral for someone.
I'll build you one for $495
if you donate your organs, the hospital will cremate the leftovers for free...
Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.
100% compostable
How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?
A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.
Hell I'd be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.
Throw me in an open hole, return me to Gaia.
Jeffrey Dahmer has enter the chat.
At this point take me to Uruguay and eat me.
I think you mean the Andes between Argentina and Chile. You just need some Uruguayans handy to eat you.
Garbage post.