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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has an admirer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Anon forgot to mention that this is his aunt and that he plans on telling her his penis suddenly got big

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

There is a porno for every situation, huh?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"Then she crawled under the table and started blowng me with everyone at the table, and no one noticed!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Then she got stuck in the front door as she tried to leave and asked for my "help".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"And my parents clapped!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

plot-twist: the parents planned this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

bonus-twist: OP is 37.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

milf-tier friend is 49

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I see zero issues here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

me either

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Parents paid for it and OP never got past the dry humping phase