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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets a present (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I read "I bought months ago" and it made it even more wholesome and funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How do you get a gf if you have no friendo?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Dating apps.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's your gf. Standard stuff tbh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

A standard green flag, for sure.