Memes

The level of incels energy in that picture could power a city for hundreds of years

They look 12

"Alpha" as in alpha software: buggy, not fit for release, a poor first approximation of useful, error-prone, almost certain to fail at the desired task, etc…

Is this Elon's DOGE team I heard so much about?

Is this DOGE??

alpha male

Oh right, furries.

Women have a different sort of mind than men do. Oh, uh, and men who disagree with me also have that different sort of mind.

maybe the real split in types of brains is between gender essentialists and everyone else...

I have more pubes on the back of my ballsack than everyone in this picture has in total.

What a bunch of fucking dorks

Tbh. the poster is probably one of those kids in the photo. I am not surprised that a immature kid writes immature posts. I am so glad there were no social media when I was 14 because I was fucking feral. God the cringe I would have to wade through to scrub that shit.

obligatory reminder that even the man that coined the term alpha male has relized he was fucking wrong, but the worst of humanity just fell in love with the concept and wont let it die

"Alpha" is right, those "men" barely work and are full of mistakes and ideas that will go nowhere.

I've seen incel and I've seen incels, but these are the incelliest bunch of incels that ever incelled.

This picture should be labeled, Summers Eve, the douche level was so high. 😂

I don't physically cringe often but man this actually did it

These guys all look like they're 14-15 years old. Very manly and mature.

It was so nice of them to have the femboy who decided a striped tie and a gray suit was alpha /s

"I'm I so repulsive? No, it's the women who are wrong!"

Funny thing, only betas actually talk like this.

Oof. This is gonna resurface later and keep them up at night.

Is......is that you in that pic? Or a general visual representation that could accurately give the impression of you?

......because those guys look like dweebs.

Yeah, that's right. I'm bringing dweeb back. Nerds and dorks are actually kinda cool, I like them a lot. But these guys? Total dweebs! 80s vernacular is back, baby! Hasta la vista!

imagine pairing ties like that

There can only be one alpha in a pack, cubs. Sit the fuck down.

They cropped the pic so you can't see that each one is standing on his dad's wallet.

Seems like they nailed the second half. Is this not what everyone else is picturing any time someone earnestly attempts to describe themselves as alpha?

They look like they could be completely devastated by a single teenage girl laughing at them.

That's gotta be sarcastic right?

Are you guys making fun of middle schoolers?

So harsh that he would call me out for not being able to comprehend the concept of zero

Fuckin mods.

Consider this isnt real

I thought you weren't supposed to take pictures inside the DC Metro.

Six faces, each more like a slapped ass than the next. May God forgive their mothers.

The amount of pocket sand in this photo could fill an hourglass

I'm sure that sound was just the panties wooshing past.

I had no idea that the "tiny dick club" was still meeting in the subways. I thought we evicted them. Alpha = Loser