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Patch this Bish! (mander.xyz)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has nightmares of slipping on ice and falling down stairs when I sleep. The kicks I do are annoying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would absolutely go for 6 fingers. Preferably an additional thumb. Not to mention an additional joint in each. Let's go base 12!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

6 fingers feature already in development, available to some users in PTR

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Overly sarcastic productions is one of my favorite YouTube channels.

Give it a go!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Tomāto, tomäto.
Mosquito, Muskuito.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Mosquito, Moscato

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I remember a college conversation with a bio major when I said I wished we could just eliminate mosquitos. She said if there were no mosquitoes it would be disastrous because some other thing eats them that gets eaten by some other thing, I don't remember the details, but essentially it would destroy the whole food chain. I couldn't help thinking that these bugs etc. would probably eat something else because you know, they would be hungry. Just a couple students with a little bit of knowledge thinking they could conclusively analyze the world. And new here we all are on social media doing the same thing.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How can one fix mosquitos in humans?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

just slap them on the humans

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Could we also do something about the dark triad traits?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I think "Patch this Bish" is kind of how we got to this point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

https://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2009/jul/17/human-bioluminescence

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