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[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Forget Everything And...

Shit I don't remember it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I saw a commercial on late night TV. It said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Tbh I don't know what those are even though I wasn't told to forget them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Rectum. I'm pretty sure that's what the R stands for, right? I can't remember... Maybe it's rectal.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It'll always be First Encounter Assault Recon to me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I honestly don't understand why it hasn't been remade already. Easy money for the studio.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Or fried egg and rice

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Frantic Edging Around Rodents

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Forget Everything And Rise - The stoner's mantra

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Forget Everything And Repeat - the 50 first dates mantra

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

First, eat ass raucously

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Fail Everything And Retire

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

seize the means of reproduction

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Forge Exquisite Armour Reproductions

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Felatio? Eh, AlRight

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

always has been

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Find Egress; Aquire Ride. That kinda works.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Do you know, I'm not convinced that's the etymology at all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I'm so not used to this not being accompanied by Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo with a flintlock pistol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Freaky Egg and Roomba

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Fudge Everything And Refinance

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://m.piped.video/watch?v=8f8wAXDZ9D0

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The furry fandom (in a nutshell)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Frankly, errors are right

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Show that hot stove burner who's boss!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Fall Everywhere And cRy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Fuck everything, aneurysm reaction

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Funny elegant adorable rappers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Compton represent

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

TIL EA always means "Everything And". Now things like "EA Sports" and "EA FC" make sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everything And Fast Castle?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Everything And [a] Fast Castle perhaps?