Let's keep posting our treasure hauls, to spite the americans.
American here, i take no offense because we deserve this shit.
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Come over and I'll spare you a few. 6,60€, 30 eggs carton. Figure that's fair?
As an American, part of me wants to try to write a comeback to these posts since this isn't even remotely what I and pretty much everyone I know personally wanted or voted for. But at the same time too many dumbasses in my country apparently did want it and I feel like we deserve to take our lumps. Sigh
You know, this is one those situations where we make others laugh out some other's misery. We shield ourselves behind arguments like "they played themselves into it", etc.
But I'm the one be laughed at. Me and any one seeing any humour in seeing another human being suffer because nobody took heed of what was to come.
I sincerely hope you get rid of that dictator as soon as possible and in the most spectacular show of force you can devise. And don't be afraid to call for help.
I really, really appreciate this comment. thank you for taking the time to write it ❤️
Regardless of imaginary lines drawn on maps, we're all human and we're on the same rock, crusing through space.
American here. A dozen eggs is 7 dollars. And I live in a poor area of the south. Fuck you mom and dad who voted for this. I tried to warn you.
This is really strange to hear. I live in California, and the price is the same here. Everything here is typically a lot more expensive.
I’ve gone from a no-politics rule, instituted by me, with my mother, to outright accusing her of responsibility for every terrible thing the orange man does. All of this is by email with links to articles about his shitbaggery. My hostility is apparent and our relationship may not survive. I don’t care; she had the ability to learn who he was and didn’t take it.
Notification: How to Basic has posted a video
I did? Shit.
Beautiful! What breed?
I wasn't entirely sure as we rescued her and a few of her friends about two years ago. Had a look around though and it seems she's a Golden Laced Wyandotte. She's a good girl. The duck is a Bantam Appleyard and although duck eggs threaten to kill me, she's also a good girl.
Nice!
But how come duck eggs may kill you?
Duck egg specific allergy. Weird shit.
Wasn't expecting that.
I have one hen who is a cross of buff orpington, barred rock, and various random breeds. She is a pretty bird but that is a gorgeous one.
Thanks! She's a rescue and we love her.
Aww! Someday I'll get the hell out of this city and have chickens, someday...
Lol, you guys know we have eggs, right? They're just roughly 60-80% more expensive right now.
A dozen near me is currently $7, instead of $4.
Eggcellent
Joke's on you, my whole neighborhood is farmers. Eggs for days baby.
They keep trying to give me raw milk tho...
Your neighbours keep their hens inside or are they allowed to roam free?
Because chickens will gladly trespass, forage around, and casually leave an egg behind.
They across the street, hanging out behind a fence with the goats. We're on good terms :)
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Do you collect your own butt nuggets?
I wish.
I have a small plot of land and got a few chickens to help clear the weeds. The creatures were lovely and at some point they just started to leave their eggs around. Ko rooster, no potential chicks.
Then a stupid neighbour took the opportunity to let their hunting dogs into the chicken coop. Killed every single animal.
Sounds like the neighbour should have a life time of half inflated tires.
I was stupid and there was no video surveillance on the plot. The next coop will be a fortress.
You can take a pebble and put it on top of the Schrader valve and screw the cap back on. No harm to the tire.
Discreet vandalism. I like it.
What's next? Talking about healthcare?
That is a basic human right. Let's at least have a small sliver of respect.
But Kinder eggs are fair game.
I just need 4 eggs If I don't get them, ill put the whole house in lockdown, with my funny games
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You're preaching to the choir here on Lemmy
Dude i have no idea what this egg thing is a about, i just bought a dozen of the bougie large brown eggs with omega 3 for like 3.50
I was just at Whole Foods, not the best barameter for price, every brand that wasn't the store brand was $10+ for a dozen. The store brand was $5.
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