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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I noticed it immediately, but then I took it for an honest typo until I had read it all.

Gone was the fun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I didnt notice the second one. I feel silly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Fuck, I'm 9 out of 10 people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

That’s a decent joke.

Can anyone trump it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This only works because accordion is close according, not because they sound alike which is what everyone is attempting in these comments.

This is similar to the phenomena that allows jumbled words to be read, it's about context clues not puns.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago

You very smartphone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

Reading this on my shamisen from Tokyo to Kyoto

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

wow... i had to read that 3 times before i found the instrument....

english is my first language...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

Ditto

First read was a normal read. Second read, I thought the joke was that there wasn't an instrument. I had to come to the comments before I saw it lmao

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This joke makes me want to commit violins

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Sounds like you got a trombone to pick

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Kick him in the pianist

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Bruce Springsteen aka the bass would agree

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Explicitly not "random", but admittedly funny.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I noticed right away, thanks to my ASD super power I guess

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I have autism and I didn't notice that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I haven't noticed my own autism too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's why its a spectrum, we are not all the same

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

AuADHD reporting in. I got caught re-reading the first part but for a while trying to figure out what neat thing about free-reed instruments was going on, before eventually reading to the end and realizing that its presence was the joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

More or less my experience!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

More like can't see without glasses and only look lemmy in my bed at night. I onlu see 30%

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Ever had sax on phone?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while