How's Grandma gonna' get 'er rocks off?
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2025
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I close my bedroom door. I can't stop them from watching but I can at least warn them. Why would they want to watch anyway. That's weird.
It's probably like watching porn for them. I bet God even watched Jesus while he fucked hookers in his youth.
Grandma probably did the same in her youth, and now that she's in heaven, she's reliving whatever she wants, whenever she wants it. At worst, she'd wish she could offer some advice.
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Why would Grandma care? Grandma's probably getting her brains fucked out by 13 werewolves while Grandpa's putting together a catgirl harem. Even if that's not your kind of grandma, she's probably very much aware that she should be giving you privacy, lol.
Where's the other werewolf?
That's Grandpa.
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This question is addressed in the book “The Lovely Bones”
And for us dumbass's, what was the answer?