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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

I can has a 4chan?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

But to kill one must know life.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

How does one get a 4chan and how to avoid it? Is there a Vax?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Facebook is also deep Web for most of it. Normies are the real freaks.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I believe that the deep web used to refer to websites not referenced on search engines. Which was the case for 4 chan.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I think this is still the definition

The deep web,[1] invisible web,[2] or hidden web[3] are parts of the World Wide Web whose contents are not indexed by standard web search-engine programs.

But I don't remember a time that 4chan didn't appear on search results, it's just that the content disappears so quickly that the result you do get (and you get some results) aren't worth much, so they're demphasized. But I remember a long while back searching on Google with "site:4chan.org" and getting results.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

"Have a 4chan?" Isn't 4chan loginless?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Not if you have 4chan gold!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking normies not knowing about 4chan platinum.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 minutes ago

Is that the one that makes you become an hero?

[–] [email protected] 82 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Surely they mean that they fear they will fall in love with someone only to find out that they're the infamous hacker known as 4chan

[–] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Now everyone just uses the same username "anon" as a sort of running gag.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Sort of*

No*?

I'm assuming this has something to do with you being Dutch. But otherwise that was a nice joke, 5/7

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

No. It was a combination of it being 6 a.m., this being a shitpost community, and autocorrect.

Also it's very ignorant to assume someone makes a typo just because of their nationality.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

I just view the Dutch language as jank English. My apologies

[–] [email protected] 19 points 14 hours ago

to be fair to this person finding out someone you love paid for 4chan pass would be absolutely devastating

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

It remains loginless but you have to verify your email address or wait 900 seconds before every post.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

wait 900 seconds before every post.

This only applies for the first post, you're probably deleting their cookie that tracks your browser.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I've never actually waited the 900 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

tripfags hate this one simple trick