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[–] [email protected] 298 points 18 hours ago (6 children)

If you ask someone if they are Nazis, and their answer is to get confused and ask about the premise of the question, there is about a 90% chance they are Nazis. Non-Nazis will say, "What? No, definitely not."

[–] [email protected] 79 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (25 children)

If you ask someone who isn't a Nazi if they're a Nazi out of nowhere then confusion seems pretty valid. If there's a premise to it that they understand (by being Nazis or acting like ones) you'd get less genuine confusion.

E: I wasn't talking about the specific case in OP but in general

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (5 children)

Meh depends on the setting. My partner and I are organizing smaller concerts from time to time. If we are about to book an unknown band sooner or later we have to ask the Nazi question.

The setting here feels similar.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 15 hours ago (10 children)

Yeah but even if there's some initial confusion, most normal people will get to a clear negative answer pretty quickly.

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[–] [email protected] 116 points 17 hours ago

I would also accept "did you just call me a fucking nazi?"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 18 hours ago

This is the answer right here.

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[–] [email protected] 167 points 20 hours ago (8 children)

Always amazing when people don't get satire.

My Dad actually thought Starship Troopers was pro-military.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago

The book is pro military, the movie is a very intentional satire.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

So, I have read and been told this many times before. Some times I will rewatch the movie to try and see that narrative. And I'll admit, I'm and idiot. But I can't get past the idea of: Bugs are just icky, no matter the size. Remove at all costs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I watched it way back when I was young and didn't get any of the satire. I watched in my 20s and I asked myself:

You have technology to move through space and shit, they could just rain bombs from orbit or throw asteroids onto the planet. But no! The best way to fight is to use masses of underquipped soldiers that fight the horrors of bugs.

The war seems secondary, killing soldiers looks like the first priority in these movies.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The most satire parts are not about fighting the bugs. The "only a dead ... is a good ..." is a classic fascist trope, but it's the parts about disregard of human life and health and the propaganda in the movie that really mock fascism.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Silkworms are bugs, as are honeybees

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (6 children)

Except they aren't bugs in your home, they're isolated to their own planet already.

Plus, consider the justification for the attack;

"the bugs attacked Earth first"

REALLY?

Consider the amount of maths and physics knowledge for us to get to our own moon. We have to calculate the trajectory of our own moon, the spin of the Earth, gravity, etc.

Now, in the movie, apparently the bugs bombed Earth.

FUCKING HOW. They exist outside our solar system. The level of maths for this is impossible without computers.

Not only have you got all the complications we had for a celestial body which was closest to us, but our sun has its own orbit within the milky way.

The narrative that the bugs attacked Earth first was a false flag. It was almost certainly just a meteor which couldn't be stopped, which gave someone a reason to keep the perpetual motion machine of Fascism alive.

Without a common enemy, Fascism turns inwards.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Lol alright, so earlier in the movie, Carmen is learning to fly the spaceship and has an accident where the run into the asteroid, which changes its trajectory and sends it to Earth, where it hits Buenos Aires. Carmen caused the whole thing 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

The film is so on the nose, that in the end they come out with actual nazi uniforms and child soldiers and people still didn't get it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

It's very likely that the Earth military lobbed it toward earth as a pretext for war. The big planet was light years away (across the galaxy? I forget) and there was propaganda extolling the orbital defenses of Earth right before the hit. They had an orbital ring station around the Moon! No way they could miss a rock that big.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I will never understand how they made the entire movie and then had any possible thought people would understand their perspective. The problem is they got lost in the utopia part of the fascist utopia. Sure their culture looks weird from our perspective and has a fascist paint job., but is it really that bad of a society to live in as depicted? Everyone is depicted as generally agreeing with society and it's norms, society seems to filter people into the roles that actually let them reach the best of their own abilities and that of the culture. No semblance or poverty or even elitism -- except against bugs which are mindless as far as the audience knows. The closest we get to seeing that the bugs might be sentient is a psychic dude telling us that a prisoner of war is feeling fear while it is bound, defeated, and surrounded by its enemies.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago

Black Mirror: Men Against Fire S03E05 will help you figure it out

[–] [email protected] 79 points 20 hours ago (12 children)

How?

That movie has the subtlety of a brick to the head

[–] [email protected] 113 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

So did The Boys and Helldiver's 2, and yet a substantial population of conservatives took it literally. Now The Boys has to be so blatant, it's not as funny anymore.

Some people are just idiots, just the way it is.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Lmao about the boys. I started watching that and definitely in the first season it wasn’t even subtle, by the 4th season, which apparently is when conservatives got mad (?), it was beating you into submission with the messaging. Like, subtlety was not even in the lexicon, more like bulldozing you.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 15 hours ago

I stopped watching after season 2 because I couldn't stand the lack of subtlety - despite loving the original comic which is... not subtle at all.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe if they paid more attention in English (and history) class, they wouldn't miss subtext the size of a tractor trailer running into them. But conservatives and STEM bros almost always seem to be on the same page with that shit "No one needs English classes, it's always just like 'hur the curtains are blue' bro."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago

Science here - a lot of my fellow scientists like the humanities and definitely are not missing the point. At least in the pure sciences, we tend to encourage all education, regardless of field.

Just be aware that STEM encompasses way more people than you're specifically referring to

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Because the dad read the book, and hasn't seen the movie.

The book definitely is pro-military.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 18 hours ago

Well, the book is... The movie tho, yeah Paul Verhoeven has opinions about fascists. 😂

His commentary on that film is truly one of the better commentary tracks I've ever listened to.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago

GI Robot: "Oh boy..."

[–] [email protected] 85 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

So, uh, where's the diagram?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 20 hours ago

but obviously a diagram doesn't help the willingly blind ;-)

but curious to see the slides too.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The good groups are the ones who are very interested in fantasy Nazis ironically.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

If I play the theo-fascists then my total incompetence at strategy makes them look bad

[–] [email protected] 30 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If strapping tank treads to a church isn't peak military competence, I don't know what is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

A railgun the size of the Eiffel Tower strapped to mech. Can't get more competent than that.

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