this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You should create a chess puzzle where the king is poisoned by his brother and ask your uncle and mother to solve it. Gauge their reactions to see if they show any signs of guilt.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, the puzzle's the thing...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Pawn takes ghost.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Run away, befriend a boar and muskrat and come back and beat your uncles ass

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd probably suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

On the one hand, yes.

On the other hand, do you really want some Norwegian named “Forty Bras” to take over?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

There is only one thing you can do. Become the queen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

If you're white why don't you just call the police?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

b2

Or not, maybe, idk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who's the uncle? The black king?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Are you saying you have been playing chess without knowing the lore? How do you manage roleplaying any of the pieces or are you and your opponent just sitting In awkward silence?

You know how the pieces actually move do you? You didn’t just remember a pattern and actually know the narrative logic behind it right? No way would someone understand scenarios like en passant and castling if they didn’t.

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