The reality is that the vast majority of antivax kids will be perfectly fine

I remember being incredibly jealous of my sister, because she got the chicken pox vaccine and I (born six years too soon to receive it) did not. Spending a week covered in itchy legions, bathing in oatmeal, and running a horrible fever sucked ass.

"Perfectly fine" is such cowardly bullshit. You're inflicting undue pain and suffering on people entirely because you've shoved the misery of your own childhood illnesses down the memory hole.

People on the fence can easily observe that these claims are false

People who are on the fence have been terrified with fearmongering and pacified with placebos. They've been systematically lied to and they still aren't sold, precisely because contagious diseases still regularly torment our friends and loved ones.

This shit is the same exact propaganda I remember the fucking smokers' lobby puffing up people's asses decades ago. Hell, I heard it from Comedy Legend Bill Hicks live, back when he was on his "Why can't I smoke anymore?" arc. Then he got pancreatic cancer and completely changed his tune. Too late, because the disease put him in the ground at the tender age of 32.

But a congo line of "Why can't I smoke any more?" comedians rolled up right behind his hearse, churning out that slop for a solid ten more years before so many of them were playing pallbearer to their friends and family that the jokes couldn't land anymore.

Right they're so cynical.

That's only thanks to the people that are vaxxing their kids. You'd prefer to just wait for this type of propoganda until the more personal harm actually becomes reality? Society has been there, it's not a scare tactic like Marijuana will make you a crack whore. It's tongue in cheek in the sense that as the antivax movement gains followers this can become an apropos statement.