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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I lol'd and would follow if I wanted to join that nazi shit site.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

To be fair, this post is years older than the South African nazi buying Twitter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Indeed but I can't retroactively follow on that nazi shit show owned by a piece of shit nazi shit head.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I like to imagine this is about president Garfield, and it makes it so, so much better

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It does. It really does. Imagine the raw power of the man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's some old stank, the man died nearly 150 years ago...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

And yet he still cums.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

By this logic, all cum is fuel. Leave Garfield out of it!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Similar to the Higgs boson, Garfield's ass is instrumental in converting mass to energy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

My body is a machine that takes cum and creates orgasms, that technically counts?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But it's not Garfield's ass, it's OP'S ass that is claimed to have the ability to turn cum into fuel.

Although we don't really know if Garfield is the fuel, or the cum. Perhaps energy would be achieved by shoving any part of Garfield into the ass. It might just be about efficiency.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Someone get to the lab and start doing the needed tests to solve this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Or Garfield is the fuel, and the cum is just a regenerative source of Garfield. Other parts of Garfield might produce energy at an inferior rate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

No, only orange cum is fuel

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

High level Shitposting. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay but seriously whose cum is your typical fuel?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sufferin succotash

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve got this nagging feeling that a GarfieldMoe community exists somewhere…