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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I stopped going to Walmart for that reason.

I remember as a kid in Mexico, you had to go make a line at the store. When you finally got to the desk, you would ask for what you wanted to buy. Lol, needles to say that's exactly how it still works in small local stores. Its a little like buying cigarettes at the gas station, but for everything minus the ID.

That's not good for business, but hey, it's been decades of my life and they're still working like that. Maybe there's something to it? I hate it though. I would never shop there unless it was the last place on earth.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

My local Walmart has locked up the Lego sets... I mean I get it they aren't cheap especially recently... But come on...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

In the Bay Area, I saw stores with gates and turnstiles which are presumably intended to make running out of the store harder, especially for someone holding a lot of stuff. I wonder if they work any better.

One store I went to there even had a guy letting people in one by one after looking them over, like a bouncer.


This logic frustrates me:

these claims were unfounded, with a mere 23 shoplifting incidents occurring between 2018 and 2021, according to police records

That's less than one shoplifter a month, which is obviously not an accurate count.

The police barely even respond to shootings. Are they going to do anything if you call them and report someone stealing a box of shaving supplies? Why bother even trying to report that?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

If bet thats 23 incidents reported to police. There are absolutely people out there that make a living stealing from box stores. Kroger specifically won't do much besides glare at you and ask if you'd kindly not steal that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Walgreens is God awful, 25 min In line for a prescription yesterday and everything is locked up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Walgreens decided that underpaying and understaffing the pharmacy is their new secret to profitability.

It's one of the faster enshitifications I've seen. Last time I had a prescription filled at Walgreens, I had plenty of time in line to realize that my stupid shopping choice could also actually get me killed this time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Putting the actual issue aside for a moment, the lock pictured is pretty stupid. It would be so easy to simply unscrew the screws.

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