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[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not that I'm holding out hope of finding true love, but if I'm getting married and the vows aren't something like this, then I'm calling the whole thing off.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"at some point in a relationship you have seen your partners butthole more times than they have and I thing this is a wonderful thing"

"The bride has also written her own vows ..."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Lol. Wholesome funny.

I am taking this with me and no one can't stop me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Isn't that point as soon as you've seen it once?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

unless they've taken a picture then yeah

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Or if they have a mirror

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

You've never took a pick in the mirror out of curiosity? Not even as a child?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Hmm. I believe with a straight couple where the male isn't interested in butt games it would be the lady's side seen more often.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

You may also find true love and not need a social certificate around it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

It's a good thing they were dinosaurs and not humans. A dinosaur knowing how to read and write and knowing what vowels are is pretty damn impressive.

But if a human had mistaken vows for vowels at his own wedding, there would be no end to the shame.