Days after exposing himself as a fake poser of a gamer, Elon has conveniently (again) reminded us he's also a fake poser of a programmer
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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@theneverfox @HiddenLayer555 Euh... that's network / sysadmin more than programming .
He is still bad at it
My sister's name is Amanda, not Admin!
woke_mind_virus deleted rm -rf... wow this guy sure knows his UNIX!
Always a good idea to delete a binutil right?
No see, he's saying the woke_mind_virus is protecting him! He can no longer accidentally run the rm command and erase his entire mind. It's 4d cheese or whatever to tell the woke they are actually correct and this right wing posturing is a plot /s
Somehow he managed to add a new hostname to /etc/hosts, but then tries to undo it by rm'ing the hostname?
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Anyone else besides me want a moratorium on musk spam? No one should have to see anything he tweets.
I don't even have X, but everywhere I go there's an Elon's tweet
maybe we need a dunk comm thats just for elon, quarantine it lol
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Monetize this spam with $8 donations please.
Well, maybe not a moratorium, but I certainly would appreciate some peace and quiet.
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sudo rm -fr - -no-preserve-root
The magic spell that removes the woke mind virus, but only if used on the main twitter server as a high level admin user with full access.
He's trying to say "I'm attention seeking, look at me!".
All the Linux details are weirdly off, like it's correct enough if you were copying someone's homework, but it's just wrong if you've actually done anything in linux.
Scanning 104.244.42.129 for fascist_bullshit
fascist_bullshit found!
Adding host to block list.
gameindustry.eu/ good site for tracker blocking etc in games
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So he isn't even a techy, the whole thing has been an act
after he bought twitter and made a big thing about auditing their code, there was a post going around that was something like
first he talked about cars, and i know nothing about cars but people said he was a genius so i believed it
then he talked about rockets, and i know nothing about rockets but people said he was a genius so i believed it
now he's talking about computers, and i know a lot about computers, and he's saying some of the most batshit insane things i've ever heard, so i'm starting to reevaluate my earlier choices...
I think his school teachers, diagnosing him as retarded, were spot on.
Come on man no need to throw slurs around even if you're quoting someone else
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This is like someone who doesn’t speak English, finds a dictionary, and then puts random words together hoping to sound like they speak English.
He is such a fucking moron.
Uhh he should know all the Elite hackers call it Tracer-T
Remember this blast from the past?
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He should have asked some genAI to write this 😐
He saying he used to be woke?
I mean, there was a period about 15 years ago when he seemed to be the only rich person actually talking about climate change, doing something that might make some difference (investing in an electric vehicle startup, and later a rooftop solar startup) and seemed to actually be concerned about it. I now question if that was just an act or not.
On the other hand there is the theory that he fell down the right wing social media pipeline during the pandemic and that's why he's seemed to have such a sudden shift on political party affiliation. I like that theory because I think it's kinda funny to imagine one of the richest men in the world being too cooped up and spending too long doomscrolling to the point that he became radicalized by social media algorithms
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He's saying what everyone else already knows. He's infected and diseased
the woke was coming from inside the house!
Jokes on him. I'm a carrier of the Woke Mind Virus and there's nothing he can do about it.
Nuh uh he’s gonna write a gui using Visual Basic to hack your IP address