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[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 101 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

[–] TheEvilEye@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You lose a lot of heat in the neck

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[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

Dead ostriches need loving too.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago
[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

He's a billionaire, I'm sure he could hire a couple people to help.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Degens need to mind their scruples.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

[–] leanleft@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

Spread the message as far as you can.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 12 points 2 weeks ago

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

......joke?

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

[–] notgold@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

There's no way he topped an ostrich...

If anything, the ostrich fucked him...

And it was ashamed afterward...

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

[–] Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Even after this whole ostrich story broke?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When are we getting the one where he admits to cannibalism?

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