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TL;DR It was an old Wang system, 286 processor(I think, anyway), with no hard drive, a 5.25" floppy drive, and a lovely green monochrome monitor. I didn't have it long enough to reach the point where I could have identified the actual hardware/specs.

Back in 1993, I was 10, and the internet really wasn't a thing yet(yeah, yeah, I know. But for most of us, the internet didn't exist until the mid-late 90's). You'd probably have difficulty even finding someone in the neighborhood who could tell you what a computer was, nevermind having used one. I was out running around the city, as you used to be able to do at 10 years old, when I passed by some local business/office/who knows I was 10. Big pile of trash out front, waiting to be picked up. When you're a kid, and you're poor, you go picking. Trash picking, I mean. You can get all sorts of cool shit, especially from the wealthier neighborhoods. Maybe it's different nowadays, but back in the day, people would toss out perfectly good toys, bikes, electronics, furniture, and as they became more commom, videogames, computers, etc. A ton of the shit I owned as a kid is stuff I picked straight out of the trash. Even after that, I picked trash for years. Resold a metric FUCKTON of stuff that other(presumably wealthier) people deemed to be garbage.

Back to this business/office/free stuff location, I obviously start eyeing what's in the big pile out front of this place. Among the stuff, I see a big, beige, metal box, a weird looking TV, and something with a big coiled wire hanging off of it. Now, it's not like there weren't computers in movies/TV at that point, and I had just read Jurassic park the same year, so I did recognize, vaguely, what it was. So I start looking at it, poking around, It had a name on it. "Wang". Don't know what that means, but I'm 10; that's hilarious. I decide I'm taking it. Tried to pick it up, and yeah, that shit is heavy. Nevermind the TV thing, and the keyboard. So as you do, I look around for a stary shopping cart, and sure enough, there's never one far away. Grab the cart and start lifting my haul into it, when someone comes out of the business/office/treasure-hoard, and yells "HEY!" Thought I was about to be in trouble, but instead, this guys walks over to me and says "you're gonna need this." Handed me a bundle of wires, and a square envelope, and just went back inside. So I toss that in the cart, and start pushing. And push I did. A shopping cart full of early 90's computer hardware, pushed by a 10 year-old, down the street, on and off of curb, up and down hills, from the other end of the city, is hard work. But eventually, I got home with it. Not to worry though, I only lived on the 3rd floor of a three-story building.

So I get home, and I start unloading my haul, one piece at a time, and start dragging it up the stairs. Thankfully no one was home, so I could bring everything into my room without anyone complaing about what I'm doing. That was also one of the only times I actually had a bedroom, so that worked out. Once I get it in there, I put the big metal box on the floor in the corner of my room, I take my monitor and decide that I'm pretty sure it's supposed to sit on top, so I put that there. The keyboard was next. After I untagled that cursed coiled cable, I obviously checked the back of the monitor, looking for where I need to plug the keyboard in. Figured out that no, it gets plugged into the big metal box. What next? Oh, right, that bundle of wires the guy gave me. It tuned out to be a couple of power cables, and a (what I now would assume) was a VGA cable. So I get to work plugging all of that in, and when it comes to the VGA cable, that's when I realize that oh, everything plugs into the metal box, that seems important. That must be the part that is a "computer." So what the hell is the TV thing? Took a minute, but I eventually remembered my NES, and realized that oh yeah, the box is where everything happens, and the screen is just where you see it. Again, I was 10, and all of this technology was still new to the average person. Give me a break here.

And last up was that square envelope. Would you believe it had a black plastic thing inside? It's really floppy. Weird. What the fuck is this thing? It has a white sticker on it, and some illegible scribbles. Nintendo to the rescue again. This black plastic thing sure does look like it would fit into the slot on the front of the metal box. Oh shit, it did! Now I just have to turn this thing on. How the fuck do you turn this thing on? Spent a while on that one, flipping the obvious big red power switch in the back. Took a while before I figured out there was a second power button on the front. TWO power switches?! What is this nonsense? Whatever. It's on now.

I sat and watched as bright green text started popping up on the screen. Various numbers, and phrases that I'd never heard in my life. Clearly, this stuff could only be understood some secret government agent, or that one kid I read about Jurassic Park, who was obviously like, a genius hacker or something. The slot where I shoved that floppy plastic square sure is noisy. What the hell is it doing, anyway? It loads in just like my Nintendo games, maybe it's a game?! Maybe a game is about to start. It sure was, friends. Maybe the greatest game ever made. We called it... DOS.

Man, did I love that game, DOS. I spent the several hours, typing random shit on the keyboard, as the command prompt did absolutely nothing of interest, since I had no idea what I was doing. But after those couple of hours of typing swears and random nonsense, I finally started to get bored, what with all of the nothing that was happening. And for whatever reason, I thought maybe someone could help me. Or, why not the computer itself? Maybe it will help me. So I typed the work "help", I hit the enter key, and sure enough, something finally happened. Holy shit, it's doing something. It's telling me how to DO stuff.

And so, before this novel goes on even longer, yeah. I found the help menu, and spent many more hours needlessly using very basic commands to create, copy, move, rename, and delete empty files and folders. Truly, I was now an elite haxxor man.

Over the next couple of years, I pulled many systems and parts out of various trash piles, and cobbled together different systems. Many, many different 386 and 486 systems. Until finally, when I was 15, I managed to get my hands on an obscenely slow, but absolute magic at the time, dialup modem, and a pile of "free hours" of AOL.

And they all lived happily ever after... Until social media was invented. The end.

If people like/want to read/discuss such poorly written nonsense, maybe I'll write up some nonsense about other technology-based shenanigans from over the years. And if people would rather make fun of my poor writing skills; fair.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Are we talking first computer in your household, or first computer you ever bought yourself?

Our first family PC was a hand me down from my uncle that we got when I was 12 or 13. 486DX2 66MHz processor, a couple MBs of RAM, 700-ish megabyte hard drive, Windows 3.1 and DOS. AOL install disks didn't work on it because they needed at least Windows 95, and I was still clueless on how to set up a modem connection in 3.1. So it was entirely for games installed via disc only. We ended up getting a Windows 98 machine a year or two down the line.

First PC I bought for myself was a custom built machine from a computer shop that has long since gone out of business. I think I paid around $200 for it, so it was a fairly basic PC for 2004. Athlon 1.5 GHz CPU (with a loud as fuck cooler fan), 512 MB RAM, a video card that I forgot the make and model of, Windows XP. Lasted me about 3 years until I built one myself.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

1995, I was 4. Can't remember specs, but it ran win95. I had some preschool games like The Playroom and Math/Reading Blaster, which were pretty sweet. And Rugrats adventure game, which started my affinity for point-and-clicks. Aside from that I would just think of cool animals or other shit I wanted to know about and looked it up on Encarta. The fun lasted until shortly after we got the internet in 99, I had to build a new PC to get more frames in flash games on the Nickelodeon website and with bonzibuddy

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Amstrad PPC 640... I was in grade 8 and I saved up the $1000 myself.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

A zx spectrum 48k when I was maybe 5 or 6 years old.

It was an unwanted wedding present. One of my dad's mates was trying to give it away and my dad took it and gave it to me.

I played games on it, before learning basic and starting to make my own games. Probably the reason I'm a programmer today.

I remember the first games I played on it: jumping jack, death stalker, ninja massacre, rambo, green beret...

After that I had a load of cast off systems from various family and friends. Spectrum +2, +3, QL, Amstrad CPC 6128, eventually a compaq 486 (with a dx4 fitted!).

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

First family computer I used was a TI99 4/a, this was around 1983 or so, with tape deck. Used to type in programs from magazines. I grew up using BBSs, Lan parties, freenet, and shared university accounts when the internet still wasn't publically accessible.

My first computer that was my own I remember well because it was unique, a dual Pentium pro which was the first i686 and that processor line went on to power ASCI red to become the first supercomputer to reach a teraflop. Dual CPUs in consumer hardware was very unique for the time, it was more classed a workstation then a computer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

1985 when I got to use the new computer. I was about 6 years old. Royal Alphatronic A60 PC. It's in my basement right now!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The first computer I used was (I think) a CP/M system that could run BASIC, and I used to use it to play Castle in the early '90s.

The first computer of my own was a Gateway laptop for college in 2002. It was the first Wi-Fi device I laid hands on. I immediately set it up to play music to wake me up in the morning, and I listened to the fans running all night.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Oh yeah, using a whole computer as an alarm clock. I used to have some loud ass speakers connected to a desktop, way back in the day, and I had an alarm clock program called Banshee Screamer. It had a super loud rooster noise, and I used that to wake myself, and the whole house, up every day. I later found out that software was supposedly malware lol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

A Commodore 128D(CR) that my family bought in probably late '86 or '87. It was our main PC, that I played all the SSI Goldbox games on, and had a 1200 Baud Modem, which I used to access local BBS all through High school. Later after going college, I finally got to build my own PC, a AMD 486DX2 80Mhz 12MB Mem, 600MB HD. I still own both of these, and many of the other PCs mentioned here, in my basement Antique Computer collection.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

IBM 386 played so much Counter Strike and starcraft on that bad boy

Also as far as picking, summer break at college dorms of prestigious universities are a fuckin goldmine

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Commodore 64 in the school computer lab. Huge floppy disks. They only let us use them for typing class, I don't think it was even connected to anything else. Good times.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

First PC my house got (the family PC) was an IBM Aptiva. I'd eventually upgrade the OS (from Win95 to Win98), upgrade the RAM (I think to 64MB), and upgraded the modem (from 33.6 to 56k).

Used that machine for years.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

A laptop in 2007. I don't remember the details. I believe it had 2GB RAM, since that was the main metric for bragging about computational power back then.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

My first computer was a Sinclair ZX Spectrum 48K in the early 1980s when I was 17. My parents agreed to buy it and I used to device to learn about computers, which I was curious about as I had played a bit with the Apple IIe and the Sinclair ZX-81 of some classmates.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

We're the same age. Iirc my dad bought his 486 around 10 when the 286 became mine. Before that he booted into a menu app to separate our stuff. Think I broke through that by 7. This is why my kid will never be left alone with an unmonitored computer lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My family got a shiny new computer for Christmas, the latest and greatest! Apple ][e with the Motorola 6502 processor and extended memory up to 128K. Color monitor high res to support 232 characters per line. It included 2 x 5.25โ€ floppy drives and a dot matrix tractor feed printer. We even had a 300 baud modem.

I wrote my first game, downloaded stuff from remote sites, pulled my first all-nighter writing a paper, and helped my Math teacher when she couldnโ€™t figure out something in the Computer Class she taught

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Not the first I owned, but the first I used.

Back in 1990 I was 9 years old and my mom enrolled me in a computer class. By this time, the closest I had been to using a computer was playing my Atari 2600 and my NES. I don't remember what brand the computers at the lab where I took this class were, but I do remember my teacher (a young man, probably around 20) said they didn't have a hard drive, so in order to boot them up we had to load up MS-DOS with a 5 1/4 inch floppy. The monitors had green monochrome displays and sat on top of the actual PC which was placed horizontally, no mouse, just the keyboard and all this hardware was beige. I learned how to use all kinds of text commands to create/rename/delete directories and text files. The most fun thing I learned was how to use a program called Banner Mania to design and print banners on the dot matrix printers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I certainly enjoyed reading this. Kind of a time machine, I can picture everything you described.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

TRS 80. Straight to tv plug in console was the first. After that was a 286 that cost over $5000 that my father had to purchase through a computer purchase program at his work to be able to afford. Took him years to pay it off.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

RCA cdp1802 based system. 10 switches for binary input. 2 hex digits for output. A massive 256 bytes of memory which I never managed to fill. No OS or permanent storage. Circa 1975.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

386SX 33mhz overclocked to 40mhz 4mb ram 650mb hd Cirrus Logic VGA card Windows 3.1 No sound card or modem.

In 1998.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

A PC running MS-DOS, 133 MHz. Mostly some text writing and a few games. It was my father computer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Dragon 32, if I recall correctly.

Mostly try to learn some basic (probably was too young for that), play some games, and try to get the cassette to work. It almost certainly wasn't the right computer for a kid my age.

Later, if I recall correctly, some model of Atari ST, which again was mostly wasted, though it introduced me to graphics editing, and some 16MHz (with turbo on!) 286 computer with a 65MB hard drive and CGA graphics (later upgraded to EGA and eventually VGA, though that might have been with a later 486), which introduced me to DOS (and extended and expanded memory), WordStar, dBASE 3, Lotus123, LucasArts and Sierra adventures, Wing Commander, a multitude of CRPGs, and eventually Windows 3.x.

I didn't really get online until I went to the university, back in the glorious days of Yahoo, and the much superior Altavista, surfing on Netscape, before Internet Explorer ruined everything.

There were some great SGI Indigo machines (my first contact with a Unix type OS) and a prehistoric VAX machine with actual dumb terminals (never saw the actual server, sadly) for us to practice with there at the university, though, so that was great (though it didn't make up for the Pascal).

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

do any of y'all remember the colorful dell laptops from that commercial from the "lollipop" song? I'm pretty sure that was the model of my first laptop. I had a red one. it's in my closet soemwhere I think

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Dell Inspiron M5040 my mom got me, possibly from QVC, probably so I could play Minecraft. Must've been around 12 years old. Loved that thing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Home job out of parts, put together by my tech uncle and given to me when I was maybe 8. Had windows 2000 and was loaded with basically every emulator of the time up to and not including anything 3d. Load of hentai ROM hacks and dating Sims he didn't know where in there too lmao

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