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[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You may not like it, but this is what peak male form looks like

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

That is not a crab.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

TIL I am peak male form

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Rule 34 LGBT+ Edition says there's an entire genre of these guys in gay porn. Source: *flashes iridescent gay membership card*

[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

This comic has always been a basis for my belief that balding men should just own it and shave their heads. The Picard haircut has always looked strange to me and not very stylish

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Your choice when balding is to shave it and start lifting.

Nothing else.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Don't forget the beard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Bollocks. I've never lifted in my life. Bald for 25 years, and I've done alright for myself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I fired mine before it quit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well that's, like, your opinion. Lotta people want to dig out that Picussy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Picussy

A new term for the "terrifying sounding words" vault lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the thing about balding that I didn't expect is how fast the hair I have left grows. It's like I have to shave it every week if I don't want to look like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Every week? I shave every day. I don't want my scalp all stubbly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

idk man, my scalp gets all dry and then if I counter by moisturizing it gets all shiny. I just give up, if I'm not seeing people I care about I'm not gonna shave it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

This will be bouncing around in my head for the rest of my life: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AD-E2B5GfI8

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fake. The guy is holding the phone to his ear instead of yelling at it on speaker phone.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For real, one of my least favorite in recent trends. Nobody wants to hear your whole freaking conversation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I do! It's like a lemmy comment thread IRL. I can give my opinion to complete strangers, completely unasked for, and free of charge.

Hey @nieminen I like your socks

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Making a phone call??? What is this?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bros calling the cops on them because of the earshot sexual harassment

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

At least faking a call so they leave him alone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can listen to voice messages like this too you know?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lies, that has to be on speakerphone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't always want people around me to listen to spicy voice mails from my SO.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Expedient texting. Or hanging out, but over distance.

Riddle me this, call not-likers: what is the difference between calling your friend, over the phone, and calling them on your teamspeak of choice (or whatever is popular these days).

Is it the impromptu nature of it? Just don't answer when it's not convenient then, it's not the 90s, they can follow up with a text if you can't pick up.

Is it the talking to people in general? Then I fail to see why calls are the issue.

This is assuming you know the personal calling, via callerID.

Is it you feel more rushed and flustered because you can't see each other, and thus can't pick up on visual cues?

All in all, thoroughly confused why people have an aversion to calls, I think they're rather expedient and useful. Depending on what's called for. (I feel this way in both work and social contexts).

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna stay in relatively decent shape, shave my head and take my future kids trick or treating as Agent 47.

Best part is it won't matter what I wear I just need a barcode on my head.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Having a great personally is hot aswell as empathy/sympathy. 👌👌👌👌

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't know where he's going.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

To Real, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

To really emphasize this misuse of too and loose the point of the statement.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

All this DAD bod means is a woman wanted me to be her daddy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bald guy still hot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Guys with long hair are hot, i'm not dating a man that looks like andrew fucking tate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Is that the Freakin Reviews guy?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like I’m somewhere in the middle of these two.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

You're two chicks?

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