The fuck?
Use her panties and socks.
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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How can you be 22 without your own money. Go buy tissues and tell your mum to mind her own business.
I don't know why people are a) taking this even jokingly half serious and b) suggesting all sorts of weird and complex solutions when surely a 22-year could just buy whatever.
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Get a chastity fetish.
His mother already seems to have one. Maybe he can borrow it from her.
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1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:?????
5: profit
This is how incest porn originates
There's this apparatus called washing machine.
MOVE
OUT
Even sweatshop workers, prisoners, and the slaves who built the World Cup stadium in Qatar were/are alowed to relieve themselves. Homeless people have some option, it seems. There is no reason for OOP to unwillingly put up with this, even with crippling NEET tendencies.
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Did you try to grow up and move out?
buying a house? in this economy??