Citizens: please give us healthcare or infrastructure or education or help the homeless...
Gov't: m i s t o r b e e s t
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Do you want health care? All you need to do is make it through this obstacle course.
That is kind of the gist of basic training though... And the military has free healthcare...
Until Republicans decide that not all healthcare is equal.
Yeah, I fully expect them to enshittify the military so they can hire whatever Black Water is calling themselves these days instead.
Flavortown does not need foreign aid.
And yet of those listed this is a close to not a bad idea they got.
Flavortown being the least bad is still funny though.
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