this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why has there been no progress on this? Schedule more meetings!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What we need is to gather a group of specialists into a task force to address the problem in a more efficient manner. Let's have a meeting about who to put on that team!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

They have no free time in the calendar that fits for all people. We should schedule a few meetings with several sub-groups of those people to commit to a time slot that fits all their calendars or to negotiate with them that they should clear their calendars for us!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Something I'm noticing at my ${SHITTY_FUCKING_JOB} is meetings as a means of spreading blame when the person tasked with delivery is completely incapable and/or unqualified.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I need that as a sticker