Moses parted the sea faster than I separate the bag at the store
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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Those bags are almost useless, just throw the vegetables directly in your grocery bag at checkout. It's nice to take one to isolate chicken from the rest, or to put on your bike seat for rainy days, but definitely not useful for veggies.
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I find its easy to open up the bag while its still attached to the roll its like having more hands. I’ll definitely try crumpling the bag next time.
after working at a supermarket you can open one in like 1s 🙏 skill issue
All grocery stores actually sell a product that can help you with this, it's called "hand lotion".
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This was me today. I just wanted some apples dammit.
I had filled one bag. Then tried to fill the othet with air to open it up, when the filled one broke and everything went out the bottom.
How have I become a dad? I don't even have a girlfriend.
Like your uncle said back in the day: blow it
I always grab a disinfecting wipe at the entrance and use it to wet my fingers so I can open them.
it's called grocery bag fission