this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"How did you meet mom?"

"Well, I dropped the onion I had tied to my belt, which was the style at the time..."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

"Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now, where was I...oh yeah. The important thing is that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time..."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Man when I tell you my panties just exploded off my body....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

🥬

Oh sorry that's my cabbage haha

My cabbages! 😭

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Poor ATLA side character.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's weird how much they focus on him that one time, only to never mention him again. You'd think they're setting up for some kind of side arc, or recurring gag, or something...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Netflix might do, we'll find out soon enough. I'm looking forward to it, but I'm anxious they'll fuck up as well.

Cabbage guy spin off?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

This is just another version of the *laughs nervously while secretly wanting to hold your hand cringe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

FOAR EVERYWUN FRUM

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Albanian Tinder

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Dude got holes. Ladies love a handy man

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That’s dangerously cringy. It’s the equivalent of those action-texts:

*states in adoration working up the courage to ask for your number….

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I mean, I'd respond positively to this shrext. But I love onions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I put on my wizard robe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Damn.

Who is he? 🥰