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The police say the Grinch costume enabled the officer to approach the target building as part of seasonal celebrations without being detected by suspects.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

“He even took the roast beast!”

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's all fun and games until gangs start shooting at people in customes because they think they're cops.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

...or hell it just may be the real grinch himself

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s not what the Grinch was about.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

The Grinch was about ruining Christmas. My Christmas would be ruined if my plug got busted.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Those Whos would get more respect if they were cooking meth for Christmas cheer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Like something out of The Fugitive and U.S. Marshals.