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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Apparently parents love it as it keeps the kids quiet and relieves them of the stress of parenting.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Ruined these things for you maybe. I still enjoy them. And don't use my phone for most. One of the things I live about the phone is being able to communicate with my friends and family I want. I also enjoy having the majority of the worlds information available to me. Ooooo and music. Soooo much music at my fingertips.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Yes, the option to just throw it in the corner and not charge it anymore.

Or to uninstall all your shitty apps.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Take away anon's phone for a day and see how he likes it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well this is the cold hotdog water of hot takes. Ill guess anon wasn't alive before smart phones.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Damn good summary. Even more BS than I complain about on a weekly basis.

(written from my smartphone when I should be sleeping)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ITT awful fucking reasons for "smartphone good". Fuck smartphones.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yep. Ignore your downvotes. They're just zoomers with Stockholm syndrome.

A standalone camera would be a better camera. A standalone media player would be a better media player. Emulation handhelds are better gaming systems.

Paper-weights don't even have batteries. Checkmate, phones.

Phones are useless for anything but making sure you're abiding by your state-mandated privatized surveillance of choice and if I could carry around a tiny Linux laptop with cellular integration and use it instead, I probably would.

I get not everyone can use Linux, but I feel that's a misunderstood problem in that, it isn't my problem that you can't do something.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

How does everyone everywhere having a really decent camera ruin photography? One of the things we had to do in photography class was use a disposable to take well composed shots (but also we developed the film ourselves). A phone camera would make those look way better.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Smartphones. This Christmas, take a short break from using a device to masturbate and use it to talk to your extended family." Yea that's not something I considered would happen with tech when I was younger.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Ruined that too

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