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It’s amazing that he has time to admire his photo when he’s working 2000 times more productively than most others in his company.
Maybe he's developing his mental powers?
Damn. If I still had my management job I think I might do this for the lols. I always wanted to do the Seiko certificate of ownership framed on the wall too but never got around to it.
I had a frame with a stock photo of a baby in it on my desk. I wish i had thought of having my own picture too, that would have been great.