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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You wanna buy some art as a tax writeoff?

takes out sharpie and writes ,000,000 at the end of a $10 price tag.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Please stop headbutting my fist"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

hey look its welfare guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Have you ever done something good that didn't have any benefit for yourself?"

The answer is obviously no, but it would be fun to dismantle his ego.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"What the fuck, dude."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"were you dropped as a baby or are you just removed?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

How were Trumps McDonalds burgers? Like, are they better than what they feed the peasants?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Do you actually care about Trump, or do you want to ensure Tesla has no competition

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fully ignoring his existence, I'd lean over to whomever is on my other side and ask to switch seats. No other questions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I would stand up, turn around, and rip ass in his face

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing, because that's not elon and he wouldn't answer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Do you ever think about the consequences of what you do?

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