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[–] [email protected] 165 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've always pronounced it Ass-key

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Count me amongst the Ass-keyers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Welcome to the fold. First rule of 🍑 🔑: claim territory, and keep the isekai clan off our turf.

They give you trouble, you call me, captchisce? 🤌

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was trying to combine Captcha with Capisce (pronounced capeesh, like an italian mobster) as a joke, but I'm not sure it landed 😅

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Ah, I get it now. :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

There seems to be a rendering error in three places here.␄

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hey everybody, the Asskey Man's back!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And ready for an Extreme Saxophone Solo! 🎷

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago

I say ass key

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ASCII a stupid question and you get a stupid ANSI

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

ASCII a stupid question

if you’re ISO 8859-1

a stupid ANSI

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The joke is that 'isekai' in Japanese translates to "another world" in English. 1985 was truly another world, as anyone who was there might attest.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Oh right, the "hit by a truck" cliche.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

So was 1975.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You sure it wasn't IBM time travellers from 1985 sent her to ebcdic you?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Lemmy is the only place I've seen EBCDIC referenced, other than the college class that introduced me to it.

Lemmy is for sure the only place where I've seen a JOKE about it. Nerd.

I like you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I worked for a credit bureau for a while and a product we had used a mainframe for billing customers. So the billing file was in EBCDIC.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Financial and health institutions are famously behind the times.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

isnt it a joke ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isekai,

Ace-Qii as french, however,

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Quick, I need an American. How do you guys pronounce 'isekai'? Going off the correct Japanese pronunciation this post does not make any sense. These things aren't even close in the way I say them.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

ih-seh-kai, and ASCII like ass-key. They aren't close, to me.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Ee-sik-kai and ass key. I bet I'm double wrong but less wrong than OOP. There not close.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

i usually would hear EE-seh-kai or EE-say-kai, given that its basically I and Sekai(meaning world in japanese) put together. so how you pronounce the latter should depend on how you pronounce the word Sekai

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

We don’t. We make you speak American, like god intended.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

It seems more rikely, if hit by an IBM truck in 1985 that he would be ebcdic'd to Seattle.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Someone once told me that JWT is pronounced "jot", so I do. People call me a lunatic for it, but I still do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's missing an O sound, that's why you're a psycho

Please don't kill anyone whose net worth is <= 100m

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Maybe he's Welsh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

For me it will always be the James Web(b) Token.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even in japanese it's like asukii

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (11 children)

This must be the guy who pronounces it Jif

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I had lived in Japan and can speak pretty good Japanese. I can say that this is just straight up wrong. LOL where does one even get this info

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

gaikokujin AMIRITE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I've also heard "A S C I 2" which seems really weird.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One can find little quips like this in Usenet archives:

Donkey Button == Ass Key == ASCII

https://www.rocksolidbbs.com/computers/article-flat.php?id=8199&group=alt.folklore.computers#8199

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