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Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bruh, I WTFed for a moment, before reading the community name. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I was like that’s not what an ophthalmologist does!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Who must go to LensCrafters?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

An assassin comes for him, misses nine times, and is given a new prescription.