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[–] [email protected] 342 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

This is what we did before unions, Elon. I mean, he's not smart, just rich.

[–] [email protected] 175 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Before unions were a thing, if a workforce wanted a raise, it was traditional to say “hey boss, give us a raise, or we’ll burn your fucking factory down”

[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And now that they've made unions all but illegal, we'll eventually return to that trusted tradition.

Either we settle things collectively and politely, or we settle things not so politely.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

This was the whole purpose of our founding fathers.

Kings were getting beheaded. They knew enough that if they didn't want to watch their backs constantly, they needed to spread power thin.

It's the point of good faith in government. It goes back to the Code of Hammurabi. We have these laws so that we can all mostly agree on how things should be handled in a reasonable way.

When people can't rely on laws and justice, eventually blood spills.

These people have been so intent on gathering money and power, they haven't realized why the founding fathers did the exact opposite.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago

Molotov cocktails remain a cheap and effective workforce bargaining tool. 2nd amendment silenced handguns just got added to that tool belt.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago

True Americans know this.

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[–] [email protected] 293 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

If this starts a spat of CEO killings, most people will just continue sipping their tea.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I dunno.

I might go grab a bottle of champagne or something. Maybe indulge in a nice bit of cheese to go with it.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Champagne and cheese company CEOs conflicted.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (19 children)

Republicans are going to start being in favor of gun control laws if the gun violence pendulum starts swinging in that direction. Not sure if that would be a win or not.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would say they have a reckoning ahead of them either way because I don't think that the 2nd amendment is actually all that compatible with fascism.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

I'm certainly not going to throw mine in the harbor over it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Not like it affects your average person. Probably improves things a little bit if anything.

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[–] [email protected] 166 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Silverhand approves this message

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[–] [email protected] 146 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

What about if the CEO just spent a quarter billion dollars to support a fascist insurgency?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago

Based and heroic?

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 2 weeks ago

He's right. It's heroic. 👑

[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

is this the same elon musk that’s been rapidly expanding his security detail? he seems awfully scared to me

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

No CEO with a clean conscience needs to worry given the circumstances of the murder but I bet I could count those in one hand.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 weeks ago

Water the tree of liberty with the blood of the tyrant

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He only thinks something is based when poor people die.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 weeks ago

hmm... Notice that Musk didn't say it's wrong to kill a person. Only CEOs.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I started writing a song about a year ago that started, "have you ever noticed how no one has assassinated Elon Musk?" I need to get off my arse (and write the song, I mean).

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago

It’s not in YOUR social circle.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

maybe not. but it is based to kill a person that used to be a merely CEO but now, due to a lack of empathy and grounding to the real world, has become a cincere threat to humanity. EDIT: JUST TO BE CLEAR: i mean elon

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago

This psycho killer has already done more for health care than Biden.

They will no longer limit anestesia during surgeries.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CKti7QixnJI&pp=ygUNUHN5Y2hvIGtpbGxlcg%3D%3D

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There's like 1 billion firearms in the usa, how may CEOs?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nobody said You need to stop at US CEOs.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

getting firearms across international lines is a little trickier than shooting dumbfuck CEO's, though. Not advocating anything; just commenting on availability and transportation of firearms.

And personally, I'd rather see billionaires sit in prison and watched their assets get nationalized than to see them die, but given the stranglehold money has on justice systems around the world, one of those is a less likely solution than the other...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

personally, I’d rather see

You can take it a step further, I wish they haven't fucked us to the point where the violence is getting cheered on. They're caging and starving a leopard, it will eat their faces eventually.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's this real? Like... Even for Elon this is pretty pathetic and disconnected.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

i've just been through his xitter page, and i couldn't find it

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

Live in fear, cunt.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

Wished the tweet was real, that would be one for the history books.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ceo's aren't people, they are the dragon that hoards wealth

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

i hope he’s next

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Did he actually post that comment? Can I get a link to his tweet?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

As a rule of thumb, any tweet you see posted to a shitposting community is gonna be fake

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Take it from Elon. He knows "based".

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Based is having twelve kids and spending Thanksgiving tonguing Trump’s taint at Mar A Lago

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Greetings and salutations fellow children, I have come to impart a message from myself, your peer.

(Except that has too many syllables for the real Elon)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't forget, the CEO is always the fall guy for the owners

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

CEOs are almost always part owners. A large part of their massive "compensation" for all the amazing value they add to the company is usually given in the form of stocks.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Killing people is never right, but some of these rich bastards have dome so much to make themselves a target that I don't feel bad for them anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Doesn't even care about his own daughter, but one of the Greedy Gang gets murked and suddenly it's morals time.

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